The Monti: What Was I Thinking?

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Humans are intelligent beings, right? We make decisions logically and rationally, right?! WRONG. To be human is to feel regret—to open our mouths at the wrong moment, to embarrass ourselves in all the cringiest ways, and to make split-second impassioned choices that lead us to ask, “What was I thinking???”

Join us for a night of storytelling as we commiserate about the stupid things we’ve done—all that money we spent on the college degree we never used, the times we got caught doing something naughty, the disappointing one night stands, the drunken phone calls, and all the ways when we wished so very deeply that we had done things differently.